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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
~ Mark Twain | (American Humorist and Educator ) | 1835 - 1910 | Banks
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
~ Mark Twain | (American Humorist and Educator ) | 1835 - 1910 | Humility
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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity -- another man's I mean.
~ Mark Twain | (American Humorist and Educator ) | 1835 - 1910 | Adversity
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
~ Mark Twain | (American Humorist and Educator ) | 1835 - 1910 | Society
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
~ Mark Twain | (American Humorist and Educator ) | 1835 - 1910 | Courage
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Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.
~ Mark Twain | (American Humorist and Educator ) | 1835 - 1910 | Duty
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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
~ Mark Twain | (American Humorist and Educator ) | 1835 - 1910 | World
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Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
~ Mark Twain | (American Humorist and Educator ) | 1835 - 1910 | Truth
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
~ Mark Twain | (American Humorist and Educator ) | 1835 - 1910 | Facts
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Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
~ Mark Twain | (American Humorist and Educator ) | 1835 - 1910 | Joy
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Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have someone to divide it with.
~ Mark Twain | (American Humorist and Educator ) | 1835 - 1910 | Grief
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Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.
~ Mark Twain | (American Humorist and Educator ) | 1835 - 1910 | Habits
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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
~ Mark Twain | (American Humorist and Educator ) | 1835 - 1910 | Honesty
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
~ Mark Twain | (American Humorist and Educator ) | 1835 - 1910 | Humor
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
~ Mark Twain | (American Humorist and Educator ) | 1835 - 1910 | Education
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I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
~ Mark Twain | (American Humorist and Educator ) | 1835 - 1910 | Sleep
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
~ Mark Twain | (American Humorist and Educator ) | 1835 - 1910 | Pets
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If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
~ Mark Twain | (American Humorist and Educator ) | 1835 - 1910 | Honesty
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It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.
~ Mark Twain | (American Humorist and Educator ) | 1835 - 1910 | Politics
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
~ Mark Twain | (American Humorist and Educator ) | 1835 - 1910 | Courage
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It is easier to stay out than get out.
~ Mark Twain | (American Humorist and Educator ) | 1835 - 1910 | Trouble
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